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An American General instructs his troops prior to deployment in Iraq:
"Keep in mind, we do not operate in a country of enemies. Be polite to the mullahs. Don't forget that not all Geishas are prostitutes. Never shoot at white cows, they are holy animals to the natives. And if you happen to come across a huge pyramid, take care, it might well be a protected monument. Yeah, another issue: if one of the natives insists on Africa being larger than Texas, don't argue. Ignore his misbelief."